REAL TALK

I am Lew Alcindor. I am a part of the Lone Peak Football team but I never actually got to play. I tore my ACL on the first day of practice. After my 2 hour surgery my mom thought I would say stuff that I was depressed, worried, or stressed about because I would be all loopy from the drugs. When they wheeled me into my room I said "doctor whats your favorite color?" After this I realized how blessed I was. That when I was in a low point in my life and most connected to my unconscious the thing I worried about the most was what the doctor's favorite color was. When I realized how blessed I was I discovered that happiness is a choice.
Happiness is a choice
I am Lew Alcindor

So Long Paris

When I first got to Paris I thought I didn't belong here. I thought I had no creativity what so ever. I thought school killed my child like creativity. When I came to Paris I was reborn.

Paris is the place where I first learned about love. Paris is the place where I learned about death. Paris is where I learned a thousand different uses for a brick. Paris is where I first wrote because I actually wanted to instead of some English teacher making me.

My mom is from California and she always says "you can take the girl away from California, but you can't take California from the girl." I feel the same way about Paris "you can take the writer away from Paris but you can't take the Paris away from the writer." 

Thanks Mr. Nelson for taking me to Paris

Recuerdo

Grand Canyon SUCKS

Once every ten years.

Once every ten years.

Once every ten years they told us.

Once every ten years the Grand Canyon fills up with fog.

They said some stupid scientific reason on why the Grand Canyon fills up with fog once every ten years.

 

This is what I saw when we pulled up to the Grand Canyon.

 

I was furious!! We came all this way to see a cloud in a freaking hole.....

 

Then I looked around me and noticed a bunch of Asians and  Europeans and Arians.

 

And I could imagine how pissed they must have been to come from across the world to see a cloud in a hole.

 

It probably took them days to get here while it only took me a few hour drive.

 

I mean it still sucked but it didn't suck as much after I realized this.

 

 



Chairs

Blogging block

The royal throne

 

 

How to get your blog to be POUPULAR

• Be dramatic
• write about depressing things and how bad your life sucks and how no one cares about you
• say stuff that sounds cool even though it doesn't make any sense.
• post pictures of like pictures that move I think there call giff or jiff or something like that
• don't care what others think about your
• post weird music that no one has ever heard before
• have a cool blog name (A title with devastated usually works pretty good devastated daisy, devastation dairies etc.)
• talk a lot about God
• talk about your childhood.
• have your post title be like "Bricks" but then don't even talk about bricks.
• post black and white pictures like at the top
• sometimes write really big like this
• sometimes write really small like this

• leave big spaces in-between your writing
• write stuff on the wrong side of the page
• write stuff in the middle of the page
• maybe even sometimes write across the whole page kind of like this if your want to really bad.
• add some color when you write
• write a letter to nelson because he will show it to the class and then everyone will look at your blog
• be a girl because that's what nelson likes
• change your font (everyone seems to like the typewriting font for some reason)
•  write about your secret crush that you've had your whole life
• get on the hall of fame
• don't write like me
• don't care what other people think about your writing

How to talk to girls...

http://www.wikihow.com/Talk-to-Girls-as-a-Teen-Boy

funniest thing I've ever read