How to get your blog to be POUPULAR

• Be dramatic
• write about depressing things and how bad your life sucks and how no one cares about you
• say stuff that sounds cool even though it doesn't make any sense.
• post pictures of like pictures that move I think there call giff or jiff or something like that
• don't care what others think about your
• post weird music that no one has ever heard before
• have a cool blog name (A title with devastated usually works pretty good devastated daisy, devastation dairies etc.)
• talk a lot about God
• talk about your childhood.
• have your post title be like "Bricks" but then don't even talk about bricks.
• post black and white pictures like at the top
• sometimes write really big like this
• sometimes write really small like this

• leave big spaces in-between your writing
• write stuff on the wrong side of the page
• write stuff in the middle of the page
• maybe even sometimes write across the whole page kind of like this if your want to really bad.
• add some color when you write
• write a letter to nelson because he will show it to the class and then everyone will look at your blog
• be a girl because that's what nelson likes
• change your font (everyone seems to like the typewriting font for some reason)
•  write about your secret crush that you've had your whole life
• get on the hall of fame
• don't write like me
• don't care what other people think about your writing

How to talk to girls...

http://www.wikihow.com/Talk-to-Girls-as-a-Teen-Boy

funniest thing I've ever read

Water Heaters....

I freaking hate water heaters!!

I hate waking up at 6:30 in the mourning and getting in the shower and wondering why there is no freaking hot water coming out!!

I hate trying to get dressed in the mourning and wondering why my feet are getting all wet.

I hate trying to pick out what to wear for the day because half of my clothes are wet.

I hate taking everything out of my closet because it will get wet if its not wet all ready.

I hate ripping out all the carpet in my room and closet and putting fans everywhere and making my room smell like.... S***.

I hate how my family doesn't have enough money to call the plumber over the weekend so we have to wait till Monday because I guess it will be cheaper.

I hate smelling bad because I hate taking a cold shower so I just didn't take a shower.

I hate that people know what my blog name is because they're going to read this and realize that I smell bad and that I haven't taken a shower in two days because my freaking water heater broke. But you know what?? who caaaarrrreeeeesssss mmaaaaaaaannnn?? you wouldn't know about it "I'm Indie"

I hate that my Ipod is being stupid and for some freaking reason I can't load my black out pictures to blogger.

I hate that nelson thinks that every freaking kid at Lone Peak has an Iphone.

But then I thought about the pioneers and the third world countries and homeless people and farmers and realized how blessed I am.

So actually......

I love water heaters.

THINKIN BOUT U

Thinkin bout u

 

like fast Sundays think about starving

 

like starving thinks about hunger

 

like hunger thinks about food

 

like food thinks about the pantry

 

like pantries think about fridges

 

like fridges think about cool

 

like cool thinks about cute

 

like cute thinks about crushes

 

like crushes thinks about like

 

like like thinks about love

 

like love thinks about marriage

 

like marriage thinks about honeymoons

 

like honeymoons think about sex