Sunday, November 24, 2013

How to get your blog to be POUPULAR

  • Be dramatic
  • write about depressing things and how bad your life sucks and how no one cares about you
  • say stuff that sounds cool even though it doesn't make any sense.
  • post pictures of like pictures that move I think there call giff or jiff or something like that
  • don't care what others think about your
  • post weird music that no one has ever heard before
  • have a cool blog name (A title with devastated usually works pretty good devastated daisy, devastation dairies etc.)
  • talk a lot about God
  • talk about your childhood.
  • have your post title be like "Bricks" but then don't even talk about bricks.
  • post black and white pictures like at the top
  • sometimes write really big like this
  • sometimes write really small like this









  • leave big spaces in-between your writing
  • write stuff on the wrong side of the page
  • write stuff in the middle of the page
  • maybe even sometimes write across the whole page kind of like this if your want to really bad.
  • add some color when you write
  • write a letter to nelson because he will show it to the class and then everyone will look at your blog
  • be a girl because that's what nelson likes
  • change your font (everyone seems to like the typewriting font for some reason)
  •  write about your secret crush that you've had your whole life
  • get on the hall of fame
  • don't write like me
  • don't care what other people think about your writing

16 comments:

  1. hahah this made me laugh. it's SO TRUE.

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  2. write about depressing things and how bad your life sucks and how no one cares about you
    say stuff that sounds cool even though it doesn't make any sense.
    post weird music that no one has ever heard before
    have a cool blog name (A title with devastated usually works pretty good devastated daisy, devastation dairies etc.)
    talk a lot about God
    have your post title be like "Bricks" but then don't even talk about bricks.
    write a letter to nelson because he will show it to the class and then everyone will look at your blog
    be a girl because that's what nelson likes
    change your font (everyone seems to like the typewriting font for some reason)


    this is seriously so hilarious

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  3. You made me rearrange my hall of fame to fit this one in.

    Too dope.

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  4. oh dear. I am trying so hard to not laugh out loud. This was so funny.

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  5. haha the part about writing stuff on different sides of the page was so good. and changing the font size. so true. we are all so mainstream.

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  6. haha this is awesome. I like how you said "don't write like me"

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  7. This was fantastic! Loved it. And you totally made hall of fame! Whaaat? That's freaking cool!

    Good post.

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  8. definitely do all of those things. oh and don't forget to swear a lot.

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  9. oh my gosh! hahahaha I absolutely loved this!!

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  10. I worship you. I feel like I know who you are and I'm not even in the class.

    "-have your post title be like "Bricks" but then don't even talk about bricks."

    But I actually think that Nelson likes a boy's writing better, if they're not a tourist. Just, don't be a tourist.

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  11. Lol did he show that letter to the whole class? But I need to include writing on the different sides of the page thing. Ha

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    1. I actually never wrote a letter to him but other people have and he has shown it so that's why I wrote that

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