Sunday, September 15, 2013

Love Kills

Love is what killed Samson in the Bible.
Samson loved Delilah.
Samson could not die.
Samson was extremely strong.
Unless he cut his hair.
Delilah must have been freaking hot.
Cuz Samson fell for Delilah.
Delilah betrayed him.
She cut his hair and turned him in.
Samson died.
Love.... kills

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5 comments:

  1. UnknownSeptember 16, 2013 at 9:53 AM

    "Love is what killed Samson in the Bible."

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  2. Chase ArmstrongSeptember 16, 2013 at 9:53 AM

    "Delilah must have been freaking hot."
    #stolen #ihatehashtags

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  3. UnknownSeptember 16, 2013 at 10:01 AM

    sweet sweet lord almighty im lovin this too hard

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  4. John HayesSeptember 16, 2013 at 10:21 AM

    Oh my. Literally had to suppress my laughter.
    Excellent.
    Well done.
    Amazing.
    All of it.

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  5. Sky TrillionSeptember 17, 2013 at 4:52 PM

    me gusta

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